chairman-miaow:

Celebrating 413 Followers! (give or take a few)

To celebrate how much I can’t count, I’m having my first-rd giveway, offering up this fine weapon from the Derse arsenal, the REGISWORD.  Stab your enemies.  Stab your friends.  Send anyone who wanders into your office on a perilous assassination mission.  Whatever you want, it’s yours!

WINNER RECEIVES:

  • One Regisword
  • A custom Derse Hitlist with targets of the winner’s choosing

WHAT THE WINNER DOES NOT RECEIVE:

  • A silly hat or uniform that you are required to wear by order of the Black Queen.  You didn’t want to wear that stupid thing anyway.  It’s awful.

Rules:

  • Reblog this post.  No giveaway blogs or alt accounts please.
  • There’s only one winner because I ain’t Jack Noir over here and have a pile behind my desk that I can just hand out willy-nilly.
  • You don’t have to be following me to win, but if perhaps if you like prop making, props, and mostly Homestuck cosplay, why not Zoidberg?
  • HOWEVER, I do wish to give a thank you reward to all my followers, so those following this blog will get an extra chance to win in addition to their reblog entry.
  • You must have your ask box open at the contest’s end!  I’ll randomly select a winner, but if you don’t respond within 48 hours, I’ll be skipping on down to the next person on the list. 
  • Winner within the United States pays NO SHIPPING.
  • For international shipping, I’ll cover the first 18 dollars, but the winner must cover the rest if necessary and understand the problems that may arise with international shipping (lost packages, customs hangups, longer shipping times, marauding bears, etc.)

Contest ends September 13, 2014!  Good luck and perhaps the likelihood of winning be always in your corner.

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posted 6 hours ago (® chairman-miaow)

catchingcaerus:

connor-in-my-pants:

grim-reaper-in-training:

This is the saddest fucking thing ever.

nonono

people think deadpool is just this wise-cracking jokester but he actually has the saddest fucking story of any comic book hero i know

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posted 1 day ago (® thevanillabeaner)

- why do you keep checking your watch?
Oh, well, I guess it’s because…

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posted 2 days ago (® spockemon)

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

121,846 notes
posted 2 days ago (® branstarks)
teshikaart:

After watching episode 7 I really wanted to draw an older, master airbender, Jinora, and thought it would be cute to draw an older Kai as well. :>

teshikaart:

After watching episode 7 I really wanted to draw an older, master airbender, Jinora, and thought it would be cute to draw an older Kai as well. :>

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posted 2 days ago (® teshikaart)

gengarite:

redrew their magical first meeting! also first time I’ve redrawn a scene ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

11,984 notes
posted 3 days ago (® gengarite)
emboars:

bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

emboars:

bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

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posted 3 days ago (® seers)

modestdemidov:

passionatekitsune:

Toguro cosplay from CTcon 2014

where are you mystery toguro cosplayer

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posted 1 week ago (® passionatekitsune)
I’ve tried prayer, I’ve tried my .44, but Satan’s wearing kevlar and bible-thumping just pisses them off
- Henry Hawthorne (via toasterwarlock)
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posted 1 week ago (® toasterwarlock)
"No way! No way! No way! No way! No way! No way! There’s no way I can eat something like this, right? What is this? What is it to be a ghoul? Killing people… killing each other… I’m not like that!”
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posted 1 week ago (® sexpai)

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

raspbeary:

im back and feeling a lot better! i like to think that malzahar is the one that takes care of the little void creatures so here’s him and kog

raspbeary:

im back and feeling a lot better! i like to think that malzahar is the one that takes care of the little void creatures so here’s him and kog

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posted 1 week ago (® raspbeary)
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posted 1 week ago (® lulliss)

bikinipowerbottom:

this video becomes so relevant every summer

52,810 notes
posted 1 week ago (® bikinipowerbottom)

zerotation:

ryan’s slow descent into madness this let’s play was both hilarious and terrifying

13,469 notes
posted 1 week ago (® zerotation)

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